Quotes About Nature

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.

Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

All I want to do is yoga and hike, and smoke weed. It's funny.

They say that if the Swiss had designed these mountains they'd be rather flatter.

We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining.

Sanders was a friend of chickens.

Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.

Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.

Genius is born-not paid

One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

Ecology is often confused with environmentalism, while in fact, environmentalism often leaves out the fact that people, too, can be a legitimate part of an ecosystem.

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport.

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

To be reminded that one is very much like other members of the animal kingdom is often funny...though...I do not too much mind being somewhat like a cat.

I don't like grouper fish. Well, they're okay. They hang around star fish. Because they're grouper fish.

I'm not very interesting. Birds are interesting. I could stand there lip-synching all day long, but it would feel funny, and people would be able to tell. I'm not a good actress.

If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals.

Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.