Quotes About Nature

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

A genius can't be forced; nor can you make an ape an alderman.

Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?

Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Women are always true, even in the midst of their greatest falsities, because they are always influenced by some natural feeling.

Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain as his mother.

As regards the individual nature, woman is defective and misbegotten, for the active power of the male seed tends to the production of a perfect likeness in the masculine sex; while the production of a woman comes from defect in the active power.

Why do not words and kiss, and solemn pledge, And nature that is kind in woman's breast, And reason that in man is wise and good, And fear of Him who is a righteous Judge - Why do not these prevail for human life, To keep two hearts together, that be.