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Quotes About Pineapples

I just got really into this one girl on Instagram and had her paint little pineapples on my nails during shooting.
~ Abbi Jacobson
I'm a Snorlax! This morning we found a field with pineapples. I was so happy that after I finished them off I evolved from a Munchlax! Mom: Munchie, wake up! Time to eat! Me: Awwww, mom… WAIT! EAT??? YES!!! Munch. Munch. Munchlax. Munch. Nom. Nom. Nom. What's this? Pineapples?! YAY! Munch. Munch. Huh? What is happening, mom?!
~ Red Smith
Re­turning sea captains also brought back exotic produce such as pine­apples. It became a custom to place a pineapple on the front gate or door to alert visitors of the captain's return. From this practice, the pineapple came to be a symbol of hospitality, a tradition that survives today.
~ Dorothy Denneen Volo
I have a friend whose father, a native of Liverpool, refused to eat pineapples his entire life because he held a grudge against Hawaiians for killing Britain's greatest explorer.
~ Sarah Vowell
Folks had draped strange flags over their iron porticoes with drawings of pineapples and the word WELCOME. The South was like that, festive but impenetrable.
~ Gary Shteyngart
Mayakovsky, brazen poet of the revolution, sicced his jeering muses on gourmet fancies: Eat your pineapples, gobble your grouse Your last day is coming, you bourgeois louse!
~ Anya von Bremzen
a modest and abstemious diet which favored pineapples, Brazil nuts, and Saturday dinners of salt cod.
~ Benson Bobrick
Iced champagne was poured out. Emma shivered all over as she felt it cold in her mouth. She had never seen pomegranates nor tasted pine-apples. The powdered sugar even seemed to her whiter and finer than elsewhere.
~ Gustave Flaubert
My obsession with pineapples nearly drove me mad. I dreamt of the days when I would be grown and able to buy a whole carton for myself alone. Although
~ Maya Angelou
She winks. "I hope you like pineapples." I fucking hate pineapples. "Love 'em," I say. "Bring it.
~ Caroline Kepnes
Maturity is most rapid in the low latitudes, where pineapples and women most do thrive.
~ Nathaniel Parker Willis
Lanai at one time grew 98% of the world's pineapples. But the world's pineapples are now grown in two places, Costa Rica and Panama, because no one wants to spend $45 for a pineapple from the United States.
~ Larry Ellison
sneaking, stealing, attacking, thwacking, or pineapples," he
~ Tui T. Sutherland
Jay stopped and unlocked an iron gate with finals wrought in the shape of pineapples.
~ Poppy Z. Brite