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Quotes About Pets

The dog lasted. The marriage didn't. So it shows which relationship was meant to be.
~ Lisa Lampanelli
I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.
~ Jeff Daniels
I don't understand people who would move, even inside the city, and get rid of their dog.
~ Manu Ginobili
I've always been a dog owner, from the time I was a little boy in Chicago.
~ David Seltzer
I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.
~ Cory Monteith
There are more dog owners in America than there are conservatives.
~ Roger Stone
I have two Jack Russell terriers, Harley and Gracie, who I like to go running with in the park.
~ Megan Hilty
Every time I pass a litter box I clean it.
~ Beth Ostrosky Stern
I used to have a dog, and I was very close to my dog, and he passed away, so when I need to bring out a moment where I'm crying, I bring out that moment. His name was Rinkles. All of the boys in my family's names are spelled with an 'R,' and he was a boy, so he was Rinkles with an 'R,' not a 'W.'
~ Raymond Ochoa
Aside from their companionship, I'd brought Sage and Sky as ambassadors, hoping they would attract attention and open the door to conversations with strangers. In a moment, they fulfilled their diplomatic function.
~ Philip Caputo
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
~ Phyllis Diller
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
~ Phyllis Diller
The charity work is just a part of what I do. Like... I make time to clean my house, to care for my pets, to visit my extended family, because those things are important to me. Same with helping others.
~ Lori Foster
I've read that an average dog possesses a vocabulary of 200-300 words, which is enough for him to have his own Twitter account.
~ W. Bruce Cameron
I am a pet person. My dog actually lives in Georgia now. But I work with animal trainers and pets quite often. I also volunteer at different places like animal shelters. It's good to be around pets. They kind of put things into perspective. They're easygoing, loyal, and they seem to get it, even when humans don't.
~ Alyson Stoner
I have a pooper-scooper, a long-handled thing with a little shovel.
~ Princess Michael of Kent
Unlike most dog owners, I don't project onto him that he's my child, my son. Rather, it's a more disturbed relationship than that. I think of him as my dear friend whom I happen to live with. In that way, we're like two old-fashioned closeted bachelors who cohabitate and don't think the rest of the world knows we're lovers.
~ Jonathan Ames
Good old Nails ambled up the stairs and sat down next to me, panting out a kind of quick Kaa-kaa-kaa sound. We watched the tomato pickers and I put my hand on his rock head. Bull terriers have rocks for heads; they only pretend that they are skin and bones.
~ Jonathan Carroll
I woke up once in the middle of the night, and Buckminster's paws were on my eyelids. He must have been feeling my nightmares.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
But unlike all farmed meat, which requires the creation and maintenance of animals, dogs are practically begging to be eaten. Three to four million dogs and cats are euthanized annually. This amounts to millions of pounds of meat now being thrown away every year.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
Cat lovers display an intensity lacking — thank goodness — in most human relationships.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
A dog lives for you. A cat just lives with you.
~ Abraham Verghese
dog lives for you. A cat just lives with you.
~ Abraham Verghese
Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.
~ Adam Rex