Quotes About Attention

My name must taste good 'cause it's always in your mouth.

Don't give so much importance to someone that you actually loose your importance in their life.

Do not raise the head too high unless you want it to be omitted.

When they hate on you its not what they're saying that matters it's the fact that you are worth talking about that matters.

Discipline and concentration are a matter of being interested.

The average man plays to the gallery of his own self - esteem

Every time I turn and look at you during class and you stop and notice me I feel so acomplished for that day!

I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didn't, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I don't think any of my relatives are surprised.

If a man stops giving you the same attention, it's because another woman already has his.

Boy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.

Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.

Boys think girls are like books. If the cover doesn't catch their eye, they won't bother to read what's inside.

The working men, I'll go by and they'll whistle. At first they whistle because they think, 'Oh, it's a girl. She's got blond hair and she's not out of shape ' and then they say, 'Gosh, it's Marilyn Monroe!'

Consider the fellow. He never spends his time telling you about his previous night's date. You get the idea he has eyes only for you and wouldn't think of looking at another woman.

Boys think girls are like books, If the cover doesn't catch their eye they won't bother to read what's inside.

Men are always ready to respect anything that bores them.

They will only care when you're gone.

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced.

Working in an office with an array of electronic devices is like trying to get something done at home with half a dozen small children around. The calls for attention are constant.

This is an interesting planet. It deserves all the attention you can give it.