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Quotes About Computing

The widespread adoption of broadband and the continued advances in personal computing technology are finally making it possible for the collective creation of an online world on a realistic scale.
~ Mitch Kapor
People tend to look at processing power as how to gauge a piece of hardware is powerful for us.
~ Todd Howard
By 2020, most home computers will have the computing power of a human brain. That doesn't mean that they are brains, but it means that in terms of raw processing, they can process bits as fast as a brain can. So the question is, how far behind that is the development of a machine that's as smart as we are?
~ Seth Shostak
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
~ Robert R. Coveyou
public class MergeBU { private static Comparable[] aux; // auxiliary array for merges // See page 271 for merge() code. public static void sort(Comparable[] a) { // Do lg N passes of pairwise merges. int N = a.length; aux = new Comparable[N]; for (int sz = 1; sz < N; sz = sz+sz) // sz: subarray size for (int lo = 0; lo < N-sz; lo += sz+sz) // lo: subarray index merge(a, lo, lo+sz-1, Math.min(lo+sz+sz-1, N-1)); } }
~ Robert Sedgewick
I love memory sticks. They seem to me to be magic.
~ Ruth Rendell
Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter.
~ Stan Kelly-Bootle
Remember that a computer is for computing and routers for routing
~ Ed Tittel
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
~ Edsger Dijkstra
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
~ Edsger W. Dijkstra
Intel inside.
~ Anonymous
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
~ Anonymous
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
~ Anonymous
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
~ Anonymous
Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.
~ Anonymous
Windows is just DOS in drag.
~ Anonymous
Software is slowing faster than hardware is accelerating.
~ Anonymous
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
~ Anonymous
In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.
~ Anonymous
Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
~ Anonymous
Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS...
~ Anonymous
The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
~ Anonymous
Linux has definitely made a lot of sense even in a purely materialistic sense.
~ Linus Torvalds
To say that AI will start doing what it wants for its own purposes is like saying a calculator will start making its own calculations.
~ Oren Etzioni