Quotes About Goldfish

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

Going quail hunting is like saying "I'm going fishing," and going to a goldfish bowl and going "Got it!"

Oh, you'd be surprised what some goldfish are planning," Blue said.

One of the women at the clinic had remarked dryly that Harrow's personal magnetism not only affected men, women and children but also extended to armoires, assorted chairs and the nearby goldfish in a bowl.

I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.

He was a very tenderhearted guy - not towards people necessarily, but towards goldfish.

Life isn't fair. Fair is somewhere you go to ride the dodgems and win a goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Just so you know,' I explained, remembering my own earlier arrogance, 'if you've ever owned a cat and therefore think you know how to handle a puma, you don't. It would be like playing with sharks because you once owned a goldfish.