Quotes About Satire

When I write 'Beetle Bailey,' I can always do jokes about him being lazy, and everyone gets it.

People hate jokes.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

I want to be on a show that's not sensitive to racial jokes; I want to be on one where they call me everything and I call them right back. There's blatant racism going both ways. That's what we need.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

'Friends' was great fun, but I was just there so they could make some funny jokes about England.

You have to understand, I can't do any jokes about Ross Perot, because the last thing I need right now is another credit check.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny.

When I watch a comedy that's just hitting you over the head with jokes constantly, some really hit, but if they miss, you're like, 'Eh.'

I want to crack jokes about people. That is my right.

We only ever write jokes that amuse us.

You could waterboard me for days - for years - and I would still be cracking jokes about how bad Rachel Maddow is.

We are almost in a time beyond jokes, beyond satire. When the Trump era is called the 'post-truth' period, then this is the greatest joke of all, albeit quite depressing.

There's so much being said about Donald Trump already, all the time, and the more you joke about him, the more you risk making the same jokes other people are making about him.

I think that there's a real appetite for opinion-driven satire, not just generic making jokes about what's in the news but actually point-of-view-driven stuff.

It's fun to pick the worst jokes you can think of.

I was joking the other day that I'm American UKIP.

hoy los comediantes y bufones encabezan a varias naciones. Cuando un bufón representa a una nación y la comanda, algo está podrido en esa sociedad.

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

This one has Olive Oyl getting it doggy-style from Popeye.

the greatest humourists are deep down usually angry men, who know that human nature ignores tirades, but is responsive to laughter.

By rights, satire is a lonely and introspective occupation, for nobody can describe a fool to the life without much patient self-inspection.