Quotes About Satire

I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.

Trump is good for comedy but bad for the world.

Donald Trump is like a practical joke that got out of hand.

I believed I paved the way for Donald Trump. I brought ridiculousness to politics and he saw an opening and just jumped on in there.

I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.

I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen.

We live in a country that elected Trump. Clearly you have a sense of humor.

I honestly think that Donald Trump's only adviser is his doorman.

I found Leonora Carrington's 'The Hearing Trumpet' really funny.

The truth is, 'Charlie Hebdo' is not a racist magazine. Rather, it is a campaigning anti-racist left-wing magazine.

Big comedy is good, I like things that are big, but good comedy has to be truthful I think and has to reflect some sort of reality.

When I did 'Sex and the City,' it was like, 'Let's do a comedy where the humor is not coming from innuendo but from the a truthful place. This is a show where we're going to be able to say and do what we want.'

It struck me that working digitally with a small crew, I could lay out a general plan for Famous and hope for mistakes which would create something more than satire and something less than truthful reality.

Everybody should read 'Slaughterhouse-Five' by Kurt Vonnegut. This book is about the hypocrisy of war, told in satire, and is hard-hitting and truthful.

Hillary Clinton could use one of these Apple Watches. She could hook it up to her secret email account. If you want to contact Hillary, she's at [email protected].

Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are trying to get on a TV show.

President Bush says he now wants to simplify the tax code. Only those in the blue states will pay.

It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central?

Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year trying to do jokes about Mitt Romney.

There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants to build a gravy pipeline.

I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.