Quotes About Satire

I got the fat poet into a corner and told him he was writing shit and couldn't get away with it Now it is night and time for sleep. Everyone is tired from garbage-glutting lifting their snouts from the trough long enough to ease their gut— I won't urge the point. Gold-plated poems to stuff up their mind's ass or politics watered down so as not to scare the blue bloods Boo! you well-fed bastards

The most perfect humour and irony is generally quite unconscious.

ALLERGIES: Ex-husband and Donald Trump

There's always a source for humor.

If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.

Oh, and by the way, Bed Bath & Beyond: Beyond? Really? Beyond? There is no Beyond! There's Kitchen! Beyond is Kitchen! You're Bed Bath & Kitchen! That's what you are! I don't give a crap if it's not alliterative!

Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.

My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to get that well of venom and outrage boiling than a newsroom, because you're on the front lines.

Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.

I'm waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh's pharmacist writes a book.

All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.

Comedy is basically truthful.

Sin duda la primera sátira fue hecha por venganza. Utilizarla para el mejoramiento del prójimo, contra los vicios y no contra los viciosos, es ya un pensamiento domesticado, enfriado, deglutido.

On the other side of that coin, and far outweighing it, is the fact that I've been able to use genre of Fantasy/Horror and express my opinion, talk a little about society, do a little bit of satire and that's been great, man. A lot of people don't have that platform.

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going

A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.

When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.