Quotes About Satire

I wasn't playing Nixon's satirical stick figure. I was playing Nixon the man. As an actor, I felt I had to get to the deeply flawed humanity of the guy.

But the divinest poem, or the life of a great man, is the severest satire.... The greater the genius, the keener the edge of the satire.

Man" Rhage muttered, "someone hit this place with the Hallmark stick." Until it broke.

The wisest and the best of men, nay, the wisest and best of their actions, may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object in life is a joke.

Hillary Clinton said that Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is engaged in 'theater.' Which explains the new strategy to defeat him: casting him as the lead in 'Spider-Man: the Musical.'

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

What's the difference between a hockey mom and a mass turkey-murdering machine? Looks like about 15 feet.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

Newt Gingrich's campaign is broke. All the money gone. So now he's charging $50 for a photo. And for $100 you can marry him.

Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Jeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.

Mother Goose is on the loose, stealing lines from Lenny Bruce.

He had even read Pride and Prejudice--although he had thought that many of the heroine's problems would have been solved if someone had simply strangled her mother.

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.