Quotes About Satire

This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.

If being broke is a joke then you a funny ni....

I wish the dollar store sold gas.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Me without you is like Pepsi without cans. Pedophiles without vans. Jersey shore without tans.

I find the folly of men amusing

C'est la folie humaine que je trouve amusante.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

When Stone created an outfit called Citizens United Not Timid (CUNT) during the 2008 presidential campaign, Bossie's group sued him. Stone, maintaining it was a gag, settled the lawsuit.

Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.

You wanna know the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer? One is a blood-sucking parasite and the other is an insect.

She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy.

As for all the little people who call themselves Marquis de Cambremerde or de Gotoblazes, there is no difference between them and the humblest rookie in your regiment. Whether you go and do wee-wee at the Countess Cack's or cack at the Baroness Wee-wee's, it's exactly the same, you will have compromised your reputation and have used a shitty rag instead of toilet paper. Which is unsavoury.

A spirit of satirical frivolity so dominated Britain in the 1960s that one critic feared the country would sink giggling into the sea.

Orwell is almost our litmus test. Some of his satirical writing looks like reality these days.

By George, I had forty-seven pregnant women with horns trying to take a razoo at me.

There are more numb-nuts around here than in the Florida state legislature, which, believe me, was a whole passel of numb-nuts.

Be that as it may, if Stephen King or John Grisham really wanted to (and to be clear, I don't suspect they do), they could probably whip up a book comprised entirely of reviews of their own intestinal emanations ("A Bear in the Woods: 25 Years of Squatlogging, 1979-2004")

The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't—whichever seems likelier to win an effect.

My poor dumb mutt of a wife throws a better piece of ass backwards than you can manage frontwards

We'd have valet parking, too, but the attendants would be disguised as hostile schizophrenic street people who would squeegee-attack your windshield right as you pull up. Those in the know would have figured out by now that all our valets were ex-cons

This signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb; Then away with these nasty devices, and show How you rate the just merits of Signior Dildo.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.