Quotes About Satire

Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis's penis would be larger than your penis." There was a moment of stunned silence, then I heard Jen start laughing so hard I thought she would choke. "Fuck all of you," John retorted. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.

When they write the sequel to the Bible, that shit is definitely gonna be in there.

And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus." He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car. I went

On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus." He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car.

And have you ever heard the old human saying, 'I want to shoot you so bad, my dick's hard'?

MCWONGALD'S—SHIT LUNCH TURDWOMAN

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early '70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire.

The only sound I'd like to hear from a Motivational Speaker is a death rattle

The Oscars Ceremony: a great workout for the gag reflex

Give me a defiant poseur over a trendsetter any day. The poseur understands the absurdity of trends

an orange potato trolls the White House. If you didn't wake up screaming, you didn't wake up...

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you're parodying.

There are people who believe in Egypt that I - I'm actually - I'm getting paid by external powers and external intelligence entities in order to use satire to bring down the government.

You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.

It is the business of a comic poet to paint the vices and follies of human kind.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Tristram Shandy

History that repeats itself turns to farce. Farce that repeats itself turns to history.

Jean-Baptiste Poquelin

One might almost say that to live in society today is something like living inside an enormous comic strip.

A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I never could find amusement in killing flies.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.