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Quotes About Satire

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.
~ Matthew Heines
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
~ Henry Ward Beecher
A joke is a witticism or play on words that's meant to be funny. I say 'meant to be' because most jokes aren't funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.
~ Michael Monroe, Afterlife
People have been murdered over cartoons. End of moral analysis.
~ Sam Harris
Humor is rare in science fiction... there's so little of it that it automatically reminds you of other heroes with that acerbic humor when you find it.
~ John Scalzi
There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.
~ Robert Mankoff
Irony is the bringing together of two contradictory truths and to make out of the contradiction a new truth, with a laugh or a smile.
~ Anne Hathaway
But the biggest fake of the year, Paul Begala's last smile
~ Dennis Miller
Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.
~ Aniruddha Sastikar
To live in society today is like living in one enormous comic-strip.
~ Jean-Luc Godard
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
~ Alan Bennett
Reid interrupted. "What kind of jokes are we talking about?" We all looked at each other, not sure what to say. Reid tried again, looking at his notes. "It says here, 'Franken made jokes about the Holocaust.' What does that mean?" Diane handed our poll to Harry and pointed to the joke we had tested: "I think a bad Hanukkah gift for Anne Frank would have been a drum set."*
~ Al Franken
Geoffrey's bad enough but I'm glad I wasn't married to Jesus.
~ Alan Bennett
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
~ Alan Moore
Okay. There it is. I dressed up. As an owl. And fought crime. Perhaps you begin to see why I half expect this summary of my career to raise more laughs than poor cuckolded Moe Vernon with his foam teats and his Wagner could ever hoped to have done.
~ Alan Moore
You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you.
~ Alan Moore
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
~ Dick Martin
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.
~ Don Rickles
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
~ Don Rickles
The only thing that could improve golf is snipers.
~ Don Winslow
The only thing that could improve golf is snipers. Then those guys wouldn't wear those stupid clothes, and it would sure as shit speed up the game.
~ Don Winslow
I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.
~ Donald Glover
And every year, Ronald McDonald takes the Pulitzer.
~ Donald Hall
To treat the inhumane world with ridicule is to make it tolerable.
~ Donald Kuspit