Quotes About Satire

Near Shepherd's Bush two thousand Beta-Minus mixed doubles were playing Riemann-surface tennis.

I ate civilization.

DziÄ™ki ci, Fordzie! Nie byÅ' ostatni. Trzy spoÅ›ród dwunastu ustawionych wokóÅ' okrÄ…gÅ'ego stoÅ'u krzeseÅ' byÅ'y jeszcze nie zajÄ™te. WÅ›liznÄ…Å' siÄ™ na najbli?sze z nich w miarÄ™ niepostrze?enie i oto ju? gotów byÅ' marszczy? brwi na widok wchodzÄ…cych spó?nialskich. - Bernard Marks, Nowy wspaniaÅ'y Å›wiat Aldous Huxley

Of course I don't always enjoy being a mother. At those times my husband and I hole up somewhere in the wine country, eat, drink, make mad love and pretend we were born sterile and raise poodles.

Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

Howard Stern -- the uglier, more disgusting I draw him, the more he likes me.

If I marry all the women I love, I have a hundred wives!

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much.

Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.

There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it's better to laugh than cry.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

This world is a comedy, not Life.

Princess Turd of Turdsylvania" - p.17

Instead of Debbie Does Dallas, we get Gandalf Guts Goblins.

If done right, kidnapping can be a positive experience for everyone.

I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.

Maybe that is why in my comedy I try and puncture the hypocrisy all around us, why it is almost a crusade with me to strip life down to what really is true.