Quotes About Satire

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

At least a circus performance does not last long, and the regime availing itself of the services of clownish journalists has the longevity of a mouldering mushroom.

After all, if spinster chaperons required their own spinster chaperons there simply wouldn't be enough to go around.

Observe him, for the love of mockery

Shoving hot bread up a roasting bird's ass & feasting on it seems like an apt celebration of colonialism.

Is he a good boy? (Cherise) No, Mom, he's Satan incarnate. In fact, once it's over, we're going to get liquored up and tattooed, then find some cheap hos and have a good time with his trust fund. (Nick)

you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

Ash sarcastically rang an invisible bell with his hand. Ding, ding, ding. Give that boy a trophy.

Cubans joke and satirize everything that life gives them, and I think that's a positive characteristic.

Life should be taken ironically; otherwise, it becomes a tragedy.

The s - t I put on Instagram, in a lot of ways, I'm making fun of what it actually is. Some of the things I put on there are absolutely ridiculous because parts of my life are absolutely ridiculous.

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be.

To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.

Life is tragic comedy, in a way. There is humor.

I'm very wary of doing political stuff for a lot of reasons. One of the big ones is that the shelf-life for them is not very long, and the joke becomes old news very quickly.

Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be, to protect yourself.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?

People are so sensitive about race that they can't hear someone speaking about their life in a very true way, or doing satire or political parody.

Wit saves us from being swallowed whole by life.