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Quotes About Satire

His joy was a release of Paul's conversion, not the heavy backslapping practical-joking humor of the Victorians, nor the cynical satire or the flippancy of the twenty first century mass media, just the gift of not taking himself or his adversaries too seriously.
~ John Pollock
He that will give himself to all manner of ways to get money may be rich; so he that lets fly all he knows or thinks may by chance be satirically witty. Honesty sometimes keeps a man from growing rich, and civility from being witty.
~ John Selden
And I say to myself, please, John, don't throw up over Vladimir Putin.
~ John Sweeney
I respect everything I make fun of.
~ John Waters
Just the mother, father, and two little baby deer lit by the reddish glow of the setting sun. It was so beautiful, so perfect, so wonderful, and I thought, "Oh, I wish I had a gun." I could've just  Ã¢â'¬Â¦ BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! I could have shot 'em, gutted em, skinned em, then sprinkled em on my cereal.
~ Ellen DeGeneres
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
~ Ellen DeGeneres
Religiile, ca ÅŸi ideologiile care le-au moÅŸtenit viciile, nu sunt decât cruciade împotriva umorului.
~ Emil Cioran
With Ricky Gervais, it's all shades of wrong, it's my kind of humor.
~ Emily Blunt
If men of imagination and good sense, like you, desert one camp only to join the other; if they cannot keep to the happy medium between two forms of extravagance, we shall always be exposed to the satire of the sophists, who deny all progress, who compare the genius of man to this tablecloth, which, being too short to cover the whole of Signor Giardini's table, decks one end at the expense of the other.
~ balzac honore de xii
in this society, things you'd think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time.
~ Banana Yoshimoto
There's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover.
~ Banksy
The art world is the biggest joke going. It's a rest home for the overprivileged, the pretentious, and the weak.
~ Banksy
I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has already been hit. From which it followed, of course, that one would never ever -- on pain of deletion from dozens of Christmas card lists across the country -- vote Republican.
~ Barbara Ehrenreich
Satire is a wrapping of exaggeration around a core of reality.
~ Barbara W. Tuchman
Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.
~ Barbet Schroeder
He wasn't just dead; he was severely dead. He was one of the deadest people Hughes had ever seen, and Hughes had seen quite a few.
~ Barry Lyga
I can't be bothered with reality shows; I'd rather go and look through someone's letter box.
~ Vic Reeves
That's the really neat thing about Dan Quayle, as you must have realized from the first moment you looked into those lovely blue eyes: impeachment insurance.
~ Barbara Ehrenreich
Trump is an amazing comedy writer without realizing it.
~ Sarah Cooper
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
~ George Orwell
I was never consciously rebellious but I suppose comedy is a sort of act of rebellion isnt it? Coming from a quite liberal background, it never occurred to me that there was anything to rebel against because you were allowed to say what you wanted to say.
~ Hugh Dennis
My goal is to show people that conservatives are funny. In fact, we're the rebels: we're 'Animal House.'
~ Gavin McInnes
I can clear a dinner table in less than 60 seconds, moaning like a dockyard Elijah about the deficit and the inevitable reckoning.
~ Christopher Buckley
I usually get recognized for Spaceballs.
~ Daphne Zuniga