Quotes About Taboo

she advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddamned cunt.

Well, specifically, Mrs. MacNeil, she advised me to keep my goddamn fingers away from her cunt.

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

The most dangerous thing you can do with marijuana. Is get caught with it.

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.

Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

He [the psychiatrist] said, well, do I think that sex is dirty and I said: "It is if you're doing it right."

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Something is wrong here: sex has been with us since the human race began its existence, yet I would estimate that 90 percent of human beings still suffer enormous inhibitions in this area.

His report described a typical beka initiation, complete with slaughtered sheep and chickens, the neck of a tortoise (because it resembles a penis), and "virgin lasses" in attendance through a long prelude that culminates at four in the morning.

Studying the Templars had become like viewing pornography—many did it, few openly.

It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.

Technically speaking, that means there was a lot of wee and poo in it.)

All of those words are so rude I wouldn't dream of putting them in this book.

His sophomore year of high school, John was suspended multiple times because for every single creative writing assignment, he had turned in a different version of a story about a teenager (named "Jon") who was sneaking into the cafeteria and jerking off in the food.

You know, I observed a man who masturbated until he bled. Did he want to do that?

Unseemly thinks are often the most interesting

The dividing line between SM sex and "vanilla" sex can sometimes be arbitrary.

They were having sex on Gifford's desk, if you must know." Lucas's eyes glinted. "His desk, huh?" "Yes." Amaryllis raised her chin, the better to look down her nose at him. "I would have thought it would have been extremely uncomfo rtable, but they appeared to enjoy it.