Quotes About Taboo

My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.

When it comes to sexuality, people like to tell lies. It's only when it comes to money that they lie more.

While making love, we often talk about money. I like it. I like that dirty talk

My parents were the traditional Filipino parents who didnt talk about money around the dinner table.

It's vulgar, coming from where I do, to talk about money.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure.

The only really good piece of advice I have for my students is, 'Write something you'd never show your mother or father. And you know what they say? I could never do that!'

If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds.

There are things that you cannot talk to your mother and father about, there are things that you cannot talk to your children about.

I've made love to my mother, killed my father, and my brother. What am I to do?

Senator, it has been reported that you have had illegal congress with your mother.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

The movie cheerfully offends all civilized notions of taste, decorum, manners and hygiene... The movie is vulgar? Vulgarity is when we don't laugh. When we laugh, it's merely human nature.

It takes five years for a willing person's mind to change. Have patience with yourself and others when treading in an area protected by a taboo.

I think we got much better poetry when it was all regarded as sinful or subversive, and you had to hide it under the cushion when somebody came in.

Women are not supposed to have uteruses, especially in poems.

That's the one issue can't discuss.You can discuss abortion back and forth, discuss gun control back and forth. But you can't have a dissenting opinion in America (politics) on Israel.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.

Of all possible sexual perversions, religion is the only one to have ever been scientifically systematized.

We've reached a point in American history when death has become almost the last obscenity. Have you noticed how many of us refuse to say 'he or she died'? We're far more likely to say 'she passed away,' as though death were a sterile process of modest preparation, followed by shrink-wrapping, then rapid transit—where? Well, elsewhere. In short, it's the single thing we're loath to discuss in public.

And more than anything, we are a pretty awkward society when it comes to talking about dying. It's supposed to happen offstage, in hospitals, and no one wants to dwell on it too much.

I am still of [the] opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood--sex and the dead.