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Quotes About Taboo

Oh, offensive jokes…when, if ever, will your time come around again?
~ David Sedaris
Use the word "y'all," and before you knew it, you'd find yourself in a haystack French-kissing an underage goat. Along with grits and hush puppies, the abbreviated form of you all was a dangerous step on an insidious path leading straight to the doors of the Baptist church.
~ David Sedaris
I dragged my balls across your mother's memorial cake, from cherry to cherry, and to each of the candles.
~ David Sedaris
One of the things we laughed about was an old episode of The Newlywed Game. The host asked the wives, "What's the most exotic place you've ever made love?" He was likely expecting "The kitchen" or "On a tennis court at night," but one woman didn't quite understand the question and answered, "In the butt.
~ David Sedaris
Like prisoners and shepherds, many of them didn't care who they had sex with, the idea being that what happens in the dark stays in the dark. It's the next morning you have to worry about—the name-calling, the slamming of doors, the charge that you somehow cast a spell.
~ David Sedaris
The Romanians really do lead the world when it comes to cursing. "What have you got for me?" I asked a woman from Transylvania who was now living in Vienna. "Shove your hand up my ass and jerk off my shit," she offered.
~ David Sedaris
Late in her life, my mother embraced the word "fuck" but could never quite figure out its place in a sentence.
~ David Sedaris
The Romanians really do lead the world when it comes to cursing.
~ David Sedaris
What I'm trying to say here is that all of my life I've made things that are like fragmented mirrors of the what I perceive to be the world. As far as I'm concerned the fact that in 1990 the human body is still a taboo subject is unbelievably ridiculous. What exactly is frightening about the human body?
~ David Wojnarowicz
I crawled through the walls of every social taboo I could come across. I wanted to celebrate everything we are denied through structure of laws or physical force. I just did it quietly and anonymously.
~ David Wojnarowicz
Homosexuality is acceptable in the West.
~ Najib Razak
People think making jokes about something is just going to cause trouble. But actually, not making jokes about something is a type - and this sounds very pretentious - of apartheid.
~ David Baddiel
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises -- except for those of us who have vaginas.
~ Howard Stern
The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.
~ Hugh Hefner
But, as the ninth-century cultural critic Jahiz wrote, `Some people who affect asceticism and self denial are uneasy and embarrassed when cunt, cock and fucking are mentioned but most men you find like that are without knowledge, honour, nobility or dignity.'2 I have certainly not played up these features of the narrative,
~ Unknown
Acting is like sex: you either do it and don't talk about it, or you talk about it and don't do it.
~ Humphrey Bogart
Before I'd touch a square bitch's slit, I'd suck a thousand clappy pricks and swim through liquid shit, They got green puke between their rotten toes, And snot runs from their funky nose, I hope square bitches become syphilitic wrecks, I hope they fall through their own assholes and break their motherfucking necks.
~ Iceberg Slim
all koans just lead you on but not the delicious pussy of the young girls I go down on
~ Ikkyu
J'ai fait un pacte avec la prostitution afin de semer le désordre dans les familles.
~ Comte de Lautreamont
It was strange that a society which hid the facts of sex from children made no effort to shield them from death.
~ Corrie Ten Boom
You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.
~ Craig Ferguson
This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people are uncomfortable with that. I understand that. It was very uncomfortable to write some of it
~ Craig Ferguson
The worst possible sexual education: a taboo imposed by the Catholic church plus romantic literature elevating love to unreal heights plus the obscene language of my peers. After all, I was nearly born in the nineteenth century, and I have no tender feelings for it.
~ Czeslaw Milosz
Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it.
~ D. H. Lawrence