Quotes About Taboo

All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married :

Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.

He was a hot, hot former priest and she wanted to pull a Thorn Birds on his ass.

Unspeakable"--unspeakability?--comes in three varieties. First, that which cannot be said because one does not know it, and therefore cannot say it. Second, that which cannot be spoken because it is culturally impermissible to do so. And third, that which cannot be named because it is impossible, since the language provides no terms, no words to enable articulation.

For the husband, the male prostate can only be accessed through the anus. It is called the "male G-spot" as it is reportedly a source of great pleasure when stroked by such things as a wife's finger.

That book is filthy. Wicked. Dangerous. Yet it feels so comforting to own it.

This book," he began, "is very, very unsuitable." He paused, then went on. "In fact, in my whole life, I have never read or even imagined something so unsuitable." Here he stopped, still staring at me. He held the book up slightly and pointed at it with his chin. "May I keep it?

Not permitted to desire another man's penis, the bodybuilder phallicizes that which he is permitted to desire: his own body.

Sex is the theory; porn is the practice.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.

Here is the piece. If you can't say fornicate can you say copulate or if not that can you say co-habit? If not that would have to say consummate I suppose. Use your own good taste and judgment.

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.

In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.

I think my way of being "funny" is just saying things that people think but have learned not to say, whereas, I haven't learned not to say them.

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.