Quotes About Provocative

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.

They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast.

Those things [t hydraulic penises and prosthetic butts and all that] can be what's genuinely shocking about the movie [Swiss Army Man] because people wouldn't expect to be moved by any of it.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!

A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across the face. That got him off my back.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.

While making love, we often talk about money. I like it. I like that dirty talk

For my money, if I'm playing anything then it has to have some sharp angles on it. It's got to have some edges that you can cut yourself on, otherwise it's boring.

It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with the t-shirt guy started sniffing the girls panties.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Jeff Ross has been roasting people since Whitney Cummings was nothing but a glint in the eye of the man who raped her mother.

She's the kind you don't take home to mother.

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

Don't be afraid. Be the kind of person your mother warned you about.

Welfare mothers make better lovers.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.