Quotes About Provocative

Cunt-lapping, mother-fucking, and cock-sucking are words to provoke a sense of outrage. Being forced to play the role of a woman in sexual intercourse is the deepest imaginable humiliation, which is only worsened if the victim finds to his horror that he enjoys it.

Merry Christmas you assholes!

She looked hot enough to catch fire, but too lazy to do anything but just lie there and smoke.

What doesn't polite society, in all seriousness, want to discuss? Sex, money, political corruption, bodily functions, religion, loss and despair? These have been the very subjects attracting writers of comedy since Aristophanes penned "Lysistrata" as a vehicle for the young Joan Rivers.

Sé muy bien que la mujer es por su esencia y necesidad, una parásita, una aprovechadora, una ladrona.

I wish you had fucked her. Then you'd know. Then you'd know the sublime … Her asshole, for example. It's like a stern coquettish spoiled secretary working for Himmler—

The driver, an old Irish woman, the only such cabbie I've ever seen, turned to us at a traffic light and said the immortal words, "Honey, if men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament!

Eight-foot high posters in plate glass windows advertised the latest fashions: for young girls the look was crack whore; for young boys, indecisive pimp; for teenagers of both sexes, the image was androgynous vampire, expensively accessorised.

Hear, hear.' Sister Martha hoisted her water glass. 'Let the rigid stick of self-righteousness be dislodged from her very uptight ass.' Father Ramon coughed. 'A-fucking-men,' Loup supplied helpfully.

When a man asks himself what is meant by action he proves that he isn't a man of action. Action is a lack of balance. In order to act you must be somewhat insane. A reasonably sensible man is satisfied with thinking.

I don't believe there's a white man in this country, baby, who can get his dick hard, without he hear some nigger moan.

Achtung, motherfuckers. And good afternoon. I'm James Ellroy; the death dog with the hog log, the white knight of the far right, and the slick trick with the donkey dick. I am the author of eighteen books, masterpieces all; they precede all my future masterpieces. They are books for the whole fucking family, if the name of your family is the Manson family.

eunuch's tit—

Language liberates as it offends. Confidential taught me that.

Some Japs killed themselves. Who gives a shit? No tickee, no washee. Where's Charlie Chan and Mr. Moto? It's Sunday morning - this sure beats church.

Thy impudence has a monstrous beauty, like the hindquarters of an elephant.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

Movies should make people uncomfortable sometimes.

My humor isn't meant to be mean or hurt anyone. But it's to make them uncomfortable and laugh. I like making people feel a different range of emotions. I like to make people a bit confused.

I like someone who has a strong personality, who speaks boldly and makes people uncomfortable sometimes.

Drama asks some uncomfortable questions at times... It goes to pretty dark places.

You want the audience to be uncomfortable.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

It's what I do well - I write about things that make people uncomfortable. That's probably the only thing I do better than my peers.