Quotes About Provocative

They're a pack of dimpled fuckwits and you can tell them I said so.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

a bland Jesus who simply told people to look at the lilies of the field - such a Jesus would threaten no one, just as the university professors who created him threaten no one.

Unthinkable clothing

She's got a certain feisty charm for a racist. Not to mention all those great dead-animal stories.

comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable:

He reached over and tweaked one of my bumps, then cuffed me on the chin. "You hiding walnuts in there or something?" "Shut up," I said. I jumped in and swam the length of the pool, hiding my smile underwater. He was a flirt, that was all. What was wrong with that? If Mrs. Masicotte was stupid enough to buy us a pool because he flirted a little, that was her problem, not ours.

My art comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable.

She is a moron and too dumb to menstruate straight. --perhaps the best line from Shooter

So, you've uncovered the fact that I'm an asshole. Why is that news?

Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.

I'm sorry. Is that too harsh an observation for you? Does that sound too much like the Truth? Fuck you. If anyone in this shithole city gave two tugs of a dead dog's cock about Truth, this wouldn't be happening.

Fuck America and get rich like astronauts.

I feel...a terrible need to piss in a Christening font.

And your issue is what? That I am revealing to people who piss their pants if they see a TV remote that they are in fact so damaged that they piss their pants if they see a TV remote? Eat shit and die.

Only in intimacy with obscenity can one know what is obscene.

She caught a whiff of man-scent piss from where Easy had tucked the undershirt next to his dick.

At that exact moment, Nancy Grace, a CNN legal commentator who combines the nuance of a sledgehammer with the social graces of a harpy..

I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful

Worshipping God] is like fellating someone who intermittently stubs fags out on your head for no good reason. And we all know how unsatisfying that can be.

Don't campaign to bring back the gallows – campaign to bring back the saw. The medieval saw. Raise the prisoner by his feet and then saw through him vertically, starting at his arsecrack and ending at his scalp. Suspending him upside down ensures a constant supply of blood to his brain, so he'll remain conscious throughout and provide all manner of usefully lurid screams.

But wouldn't it be more amusing if I stayed? You could climb in the tub again, and I could wash you. Or---" he glanced down at his pants that so graphically outlined his masculine form---"I could soak in the water, and you could bathe me . Either way, I promise the experience will be everything you desire. And more.

He called me a quadrilateral astronomical incandescent son of a bitch.

My [c?ck] don't talk politics.