Quotes About Provocative

I think masturbating is a really important function in art. People don't like to hear that kind of stuff, but it's true.

My favorite books, art pieces, films, and music, always have something jarring about them.

Bring me a girl, they're always the best. You put 'em on stage, and you have 'em undress.

Thou art a Castilian King urinal!

Art is what you get away with

A novel is no different than graffiti in a bathroom stall, it's just more pretentious.

I'm going to punch words in your ear holes.

Everyday objects shriek aloud.

For any creative thought to be contagious, it must first be worthy of a sneeze.

And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's a very good chance that I might be.

I've been as bad an influence on American literature as anyone I can think of.

El pensamiento es útil cuando provoca una acción, y un obstáculo cuando sustituye a la acción. —BILL RAEDER

great big huge titties

Let's not sit around and give each other hand-jobs.

masturbated to thoughts of having moist slapping intercourse with Darlene

In one scene she says fuck.

Newspapers need provocative headlines to entice readers, but they were right to feature the U.S. devaluation. It was the second time in fourteen months that the dollar had been devalued after remaining stable at thirty-five dollars since 1934.

Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!

William Shakespeare

Woolf wanted to say dangerous things in Orlando but she did not want to say them in the missionary position.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

Pale, nervous girls with black-rimmed glasses and blunt-cut hair lolled around on sofas, riffling Penguin Classics provocatively… But it wasn't just intellectual experiences. They were peddling emotional ones, too. For fifty bucks, I learned, you could 'relate without getting close.' For a hundred, a girl would lend you her Bartok records, have dinner, and then let you watch while she had an anxiety attack.

Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious.

I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.