Quotes About Provocative

From the inter-Award banter of Mr. Bobby Slayton, professional comedian and master of ceremonies for the 1997 AVNAs: "I know I'm looking good, though, like younger, 'cause I started using this special Grecian Formula—every time I find a gray hair, I fuck my wife in the ass. [No laughter, scattered groans.] Fuck you. That's a great joke. Fuck you.

After all, show me a man who dislikes being raped slowly and enthusiastically by a hotblooded gorgeous Irish colleen, and I'll show you a man with a problem.

Ask any proctologist, the difference between an ass clown turd-squeak and a turd-squeak ass clown is the difference between Donald Trump and Barry Obama.

One of the finest quotes I ever overheard on the streets of Miami Beach was, 'He fucked me so hard my mother came.

And now it's some other guy's hands that are thumbing their way over Joey's face and down Dee Dee's chin and—oh, fucking hell—dropping down between the A and the M, going right for the V under the H&M-meets-S&M miniskirt.

Whether keenly striking or laughably awful, contemporary art is rarely unentertaining.

i think autoerotic asphyxiation is one of the dumbest things in the whole universe, right up there with gay republicans.

He points to a hot guy in a skintight yellow tank top—or some such article of clothing. You know, the kind where the guy looks more naked than if he were actually naked?

Whether keenly striking or laughably awful, contemporary art is rarely uninteresting.

Eraserhead is my most spiritual movie. No one understands when I say that, but it is.

And there are plays – and books and songs and poems and dances – that are perhaps upsetting or intricate or unusual, that leave you unsure, but which you think about perhaps the next day, and perhaps for a week, and perhaps for the rest of your life. Because they aren't clean, they aren't neat, but there's something in them that comes from the heart, and, so, goes to the heart.

Even those on the executive supporting his right to take office thought his behaviour "senseless, futile and provocative.

one day Satan himself visits, along with his great-grandmother—who is, not surprisingly, a total fucking bitch.

Leeches are singing in my asshole.

I dragged my balls across your mother's memorial cake, from cherry to cherry, and to each of the candles.

Bill Gates, who has murdered more innocents than even the Clintons, apparently.

Look," I'll say to Jesus, "enough is enough. I suggest we nail some boards together and have ourselves an old-fashioned crucifixion.

Then he wrestled me to the floor, grabbed my hand, and forced it deep into what amounted to my family's asshole.

The dialogue fills the auditorium like an unrefrigerated boxcar of month-old steaks.

You ever been to Tijuana?" he asked. Most of Dupont's stories began with a question and ended with an insatiable woman, buck naked and begging for more.

In a 1975 Playboy interview, David Bowie caused a furore when he opined that 'Hitler was the first rock star. He staged a whole country.' Oddly, Bryan Ferry would get into similar hot water in a 2007 interview with a German newspaper Welt Am Sonntag, in which he praised Nazi iconography as 'just amazing' and 'really beautiful' and was later forced to make a public statement of apology.

Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse

I would have liked you better as a criminal or a terrorist than as a militant in the cause of happiness.

His Holiness the Abbot is shitting in the withered fields