Quotes About Provocative

I really hate people who are weird and controversial for the sake of being weird and controversial. I'm lookin at you Lady Gaga.

I am the enfant terrible of literature and science

breathtakingly lewd exhibition of modesty.

One feels like crawling on all fours after reading your work.

Impropriety is the soul of wit.

I spit upon the dancers painted by Degas. I spit upon their short bodies, their stiff stays, their toes whereupon they spin like peg-tops, above all upon that chambermaid face. They might have looked timeless, Remeses the Great, but not the chambermaid, that old maid history. I spit! I spit! I spit!

If you want romance, fuck a journalist.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

One way to prevent conversation from being boring is to say the wrong thing.

I think I might get laid more...by my dad.

This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

I'm for the death penalty, I'm pro-abortion, I'm pro-assisted suicide, I'm pro-regular suicide. Anything that'll get the traffic moving.

I pressed her thigh and death smiled

I am working on a book urging the beating to death of baby whales using the dead bodies of baby seals.

Their naive fucking impertinence about carnal lusting! Seducer of the young. Socrates, Strindberg, and me.

Era bajita, tal vez mediría metro cincuenta y ocho, y se quitó el suéter y me mostró las tetas, revelando el torso adolescente de una virgen de Balthus incipientemente transgresora y, por supuesto, nos acostamos.

the academic world, the intellectual world, where always to be antagonizing people and challenging whatever they said was apparently looked on with admiration.

I am that gadfly which God has attached to the state, and all day long …arousing and persuading and reproaching…You will not easily find another like me.

Her manhood arched turgid in her leggings.

The universe explodes, hell freezes, and Shane does something resonable.

EVE:bite me chillie boy