Quotes About Provocative

Chandler's "She was blonde enough to make a bishop kick a hole through a stained-glass window

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

He [the psychiatrist] said, well, do I think that sex is dirty and I said: "It is if you're doing it right."

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Unquestionably it would have been Mary Magdalene who did the dishes at the Last Supper. Concluded Marguerite Yourcenar.

Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you

It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.

You've got to wonder what Jesus was like at seventeen," Anne Lamott wrote. "They don't even talk about it in the Bible, he was apparently so awful.

Pulling wings off daddy-longlegs, stapling cats' tails to the floor, hanging bunny rabbits on a clothes line by their ears, just a bit of fun.

Fuck all of you," John retorded. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.

Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis's penis would be larger than your penis." There was a moment of stunned silence, then I heard Jen start laughing so hard I thought she would choke. "Fuck all of you," John retorted. "You don't even exist. We're all just a figment of my cock's imagination.

His senior year, he started a garage band that was quickly banned from every club, bar, park, and concert hall in the region due to his insistence on playing a song called, "This Venue Is a Front for Human Trafficking, Someone Call the FBI, this Is Not Just a Joke Song Title.

And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus." He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car. I went

You want to walk into that funeral and have every dude in that room whip their head around and say, 'God-damn them is some fine-ass titties. I got to find me a divorce lawyer in the next five minutes.

On his way out he turned and said, "And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus." He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car.

And have you ever heard the old human saying, 'I want to shoot you so bad, my dick's hard'?