Quotes About Provocative

Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat!

The female asked him, "Have you ever been bait? Well, besides jailbait. Rowr." "I can't say that I have, ma'am." Texan accent?

The virgin was seducing the seductress!

He was so domineering. And a dirty talker. Apparently, she liked both. A lot.

The little doll's got teeth, Cajun

A gust of breath left him. Nïx, you beautiful bitch.

When a group of young females had asked her what one should name her horse, she'd answered, "I like the sound of Fellatio." When Rydstrom had confronted Sabine about it, she'd said, "Do you know how priceless it was to hear that demoness sigh, 'I love my Fellatio'? Even gold can't buy moments like that!

Ah, lass, you're looking at my cock like you want tae give it a suck.

toward the end she was she was wearing nothing but seven beads, four of them sweat

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Religion is the retarded stepchild of philosophy.

Finney preached and sometimes the whole congregation would get up and leave! that's good preaching.

People are much too solemn about things - I'm all for sticking pins into episcopal behinds.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

He [Cassius Clay] became a Black Muslim, which is a pseudo-religion for unbright neurotics who feel the need to hate all white people.

If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

If you have to say or do something controversial, aim so that people will hate that they love it and not love that they hate it.

Jesus was a crackpot.

Billy Graham is a boring, racist charlatan.

I plan to be a sinner tonight. Could've been something else, but looked way too good in my red dress to be anything Christian.

I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible

She had bullets in her eyes and they fired.

Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.