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Quotes About Provocative

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
~ George Carlin
Back to you...........f*ckers!" Said while speaking on live television from Niagra Falls.
~ Jim Carrey
I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
~ Jim Morrison
I am a ginger tom. I am a boy racer. I am a housewife. I am a pain in the arse.
~ Joan Ellis
Marie: So why are you called Horse? Horse: Cause I'm hung like one.
~ Joanna Wylde
Jesus Christ… Thank fuck for that," Picnic said. "Nope, not Jesus, just a man," Horse whispered. "Although when women see my dick for the first time, they've been known to fall down on their knees and worship me.
~ Joanna Wylde
Fuck, this is gonna piss you off and then you aren't gonna let me stick my dick in you," he muttered. "Do you have to be so crude?" I snapped. "Have you met me?" "Who says I'd let you do it anyway?" "Babe," he replied in a low, rough voice, raising his eyebrow at me.
~ Joanna Wylde
Fuck, this is gonna piss you off and then you aren't gonna let me stick my dick in you," he muttered. "Do you have to be so crude?" I snapped. "Have you met me?
~ Joanna Wylde
I think you're a raging asshole. Ruger laughed. "Yeah, well I think you're a bitch, but my cock likes you, so we'll figure something out.
~ Joanna Wylde
Jesus, you piss me off," he murmured. "Good thing your cunt's so fucking hot." "Don't call it that." His lip twitched. "Good thing your vagina's so gosh-darned hot," he whispered. "Because I really, really want to stick my penis in it and have repeated sexual intercourse, bringing us to a mutually satisfactory culmination of our desires. How's that sound?
~ Joanna Wylde
Is this the point where I sing the little song about Pic and London sittin' in a tree?" "Only if you want the tree shoved up your ass.
~ Joanna Wylde
You look like shit," Horse said helpfully as he pulled up a lawn chair next to me. He sounded almost cheerful, which annoyed me. I glared at him and he smirked. "Still got a sweet butt though." I went from annoyed to pissed. "Don't call me that," I snapped. "I don't like it." "I know," he replied. "That's why I do it. You're cute when you're pissed. Kind of like a wet kitten. Gets me hard.
~ Joanna Wylde
You're a pig," I whispered back. "You know that, right?" "So far bein' a pig works for me, babe," he said. "Gotta go now. Check out the college. Hit the clinic and get some pills. Don't call your brother. Cook something fuckin' great for dinner and don't wear any panties. That's all I ask.
~ Joanna Wylde
We're going to fuck. Then I think we'll probably do it again. After that I'll buy you dinner, but only if you're nice.
~ Joanna Wylde
To hell with this slow shit. "You're wearing too much," I said. "Take something off, because otherwise I'm going to start ripping things.
~ Joanna Wylde
You sure you wanna piss me off? I just pulled my dick out of a willing woman's mouth for you, so it's not like I'm in a good mood to start with.
~ Joanna Wylde
Pull down your fucking pants," I repeated, reaching down to grab my cock. "I want in. Now.
~ Joanna Wylde
Reese?" Her voice was tense, but I still liked the sound of my name on her tongue. Of course, it'd sound sweeter if she was screaming it into a pillow while I pounded her from behind. Funny how that works.
~ Joanna Wylde
If Becca had any sense, she'd turn cold spray on my crotch.
~ Joanna Wylde
My nipples hardened (traitorous little bitches) and my eyes widened.
~ Joanna Wylde
He shoved up my shirt, exposing the red satin bra I'd decided to wear while cleaning his house for no particular reason I cared to acknowledge.
~ Joanna Wylde
I'd lick him all over and massage his butt if he asked.
~ Joanna Wylde
one of those guys you just want to shove down and lick all over. Which I did, actually. He's nasty in bed, too, never tried some of that shit before. Pierced dick. I shit you not.
~ Joanna Wylde
I screwed the King of the Man-whores—condom-free—in a damned shed, because I'm classy like that.
~ Joanna Wylde