Quotes About Provocative

It's crazy and it's funny. It's an outrageous comment, an outrageous claim.

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.

I could eat bloody Elvis - if you put enough vinegar on him.

Whatever had the most shock value became my meal of choice.

with skull-and-crossbones painted in chicken blood.

casual comments I may or may not have made, in which I may have suggested she was the "hellspawn of Betty Crocker and Charles Manson.

Suddenly and without warning, one of the men stepped around and, with the beast's nether regions regrettably all too apparent, plunged his bare hand up to the elbow in the pig's rectum, then removed it, holding a fistful of steaming pig shit - which he flung, unceremoniously, to the ground with a loud splat before repeating the process.

I'm an asshole. You should probably be an asshole too.

Art is dangerous. It is one of the attractions, when it ceases to be dangerous you don't want it.

Bueno, que me cuelguen si no es ese gordo maloliente, el cabrón Billy y toda la porquería. ¿Cómo estás, botellón de aceite de cocina barato? Acércate, que te daré una en los yarblocos, si es que los tienes, eunuco grasiento.

There's the mackerel of the cornflake for you, you dirty reader of filth and nastiness.

Oh? And what's so stinking about it?.

Yeah baby, give me some of that rancid yak milk.

All writing is pigshit.

A host of scorpions crawl out from under the wetnurse's dress and start swarming in her vagina which swells and splits, becomes transparent and shimmers like the sun

personally I don't trust literature that soothes people's consciences.

Lysistrata: Calonice, it's more than I can bear, I am hot all over with blushes for our sex. Men say we're slippery rogues-- Calonice: And aren't they right?

shit yourself

No woman has ever killed a man while he was washing dishes.

If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.

abruptly cut off by the interviewer. He got a little carried away. This is like saying Hitler was a tad aggressive.

She is disturbed and disturbing.

I'm forced to be outrageous by the outrage all around me!

I am a fork, and I will stick you!