Quotes About Provocative

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I obviously irritate people. I obviously antagonise them.

I must say that in my early years, I was incredibly aggressive. I was working as hard as I could to build a business, to try to dominate a business. And I probably irritated a lot of people.

I was always that little kid that irritated people.

I like being irritating.

When you make an exploitation film, you always want to have a real issue. That's how they were always done.

Hemingway was a jerk.

Without Hitler, the State of Israel probably would not exist today. To that extent he was probably the Jews' greatest friend.

I'm an anti-Semite but I love Jews.

When I started DJing years ago, I took great delight in annoying the audience. Playing Johnny Cash in the middle of a banging night.

I think Georges St-Pierre is a joke.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

It's fun to pick the worst jokes you can think of.

Cubism is a Cathedral of shit.

Art is a pharmaceutical product for imbeciles.

Hamlet is a course and barbarous play. One might think the work is the product of a drunken savage's imagination.

Lemme take your picture! You fucking bok gwai low got a face carved out of rotten potato cured in dogshit, runover with a towtruck driven by Hellen Keller in a puke fit on pills...

Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow.

I shouted, "Jesus liked hanging out with women and kids too! So fuck you!

One way to prevent conversation from being boring is to say the wrong thing.

Jazz is not dead - it just smells funny

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Freedom of speech includes the freedom to offend people.