Quotes About Provocative

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

The parents are pissed, but the kids love it.

I love shocking people.

Oh, you want me to lie still while you check me out? Damn, Red, if I'd have known that earlier I would've been horizontal already.

My fingers are wet. I haven't even got passed your panties yet.

And it struck me then, that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who had been around. A boy who couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not.

Why not? Give me one good reason why we shouldn't get married. Because trying to fuck you is like trying to french-kiss a very.... small and... lively gerbil? With braces?

when I look over at Luis in one brief flashing moment his head looks like a talking vagina and it scares the bejesus out of me...

You can't get dyslexia from pussy.

Yes. Yes I am. I am a completely demented misogynist.

Do you wear a diaphragm everywhere you go?' I want to scream, but stop myself because the idea really excites me.

Before I leave, the Eurotrash girl tells me she likes my gazelleskin wallet. I tell her I would like to tit-fuck her and then maybe cut her arms off, but the music, George Michael singing "Faith," is too loud and she can't hear me. Back upstairs I find Patricia where I left her

Did I ever tell you that I want to wear a big yellow smiley-face mask and then put on the CD version of Bobby McFerrin's 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' and then take a girl and a dog—a collie, a chow, a sharpei, it doesn't really matter—and then hook up this transfusion pump, this IV set, and switch their blood, you know, pump the dog's blood into the hardbody and vice versa, did I ever tell you this?

You are a fucking ugly bitch I want to stab to death and play around with your blood," but I'm smiling.

you can get dyslexia from pussy

The robot responded with surprising sarcasm. "I am aware of the various bodily orifices humans possess. Therefore, I invite you to take a power tool and insert it where the—

Suck my hemorrhoids!

Putting new ideas into another person's head is an aggressive act, and aggressive acts have consequences. Face it, you can be a writer or a pacifist, but you can't be both.

Camille Paglia

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist's.

To relate a Beethoven sonata to the testicles is hardly in the style of traditional aesthetics.

There is a curse. They say: May you live in interesting times.

To be frank, I find religion rather offensive.

And when in doubt, take all your clothes off,' said Caleb. 'What for?' 'Sign of a good berserk, taking all your clothes off. Frightens the hell out of the enemy. If anyone starts laughing, stab 'em one.