Quotes About Provocative

Sometimes I found it was better if I turned up and appeared pissed off without anybody knowing why. I'd get more out of them. It made them go, wow, he's weird; he's gone a bit eccentric or cantankerous.

Whether it's true or not, who cares? The truth is for teenagers and hippies. We're too old and ugly for that crap. Wake me up, make me think, or buy me a drink. Otherwise, fuck off." Michael Rutger, The Anomaly

absolutely rocking fucks,

No, indeed, 'pig' is very expressive. And an excellent description of a fellow who flirts with his brother's beloved.

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

The true vanguardist is unnaceptable, infamous and illegible.

Don't say it was delightful; make us say delightful when we've read the description. You see, all those words (horrifying, wonderful, hideous, exquisite) are only like saying to your readers Please will you do the job for me.

Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.

I'm waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh's pharmacist writes a book.

Anger is a very seductive emotion because it is profoundly energizing and exhilarating.

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus humping butt monkey" - Hartley Featherston

Bianka," he said, his patience clearly waning. "This is not a game. Do not make me bind you to my bed." "Ohhh, now that I like. Sounds kinky." She darted around him running her fingertips over his cheek, his neck. "You're as soft as a baby." He sucked in a breath, stiffened. "Bianka." "But better equipped." "Bianka!" She patted his butt. "Yes?

William to Paris: "I always figured you for the in and out type. Kinda stealthy, leaving the girl wondering whether you'd been there or not. But I didn't know you were quite this stealthy." (Paris) "Nice to know you've considered my sex life" "Hasn't everyone?" "Screw you" "Again, hasn't everyone?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

The pictures in the magazines almost put me off my job completely. I've always hated those color photographs of naked women in those stupid positions that are supposed to turn men on. I never felt that there was anything sexy about them.

And then James yelled, "HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR AN ASSASSINATION?" at him.

Ed. Note: also violent/antisocial

Whenever he composes a critical review, I have been told, he gets an enormous erection.

I can remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty." -George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.

What year did Jesus think it was?

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.