Quotes About Provocative

But if I could choose how and when I wanted to die, I would want to be an eighty-year-old man shot by a jealous young husband who had caught me in bed with his teenage wife.

What are you thinking about?" "This guy I know went into a sex shop and asked the proprietor for a blow-up sex doll." "Is this a joke?" "So the proprietor asks, 'You want a Christian doll, a Jewish doll, or a Muslim doll?' And the guy says, 'What difference does it make?' And the proprietor says, 'Well, the Muslim dolls blow themselves up.

O artista tem que ser gênio para alguns e imbecil para outros. Se puder ser imbecil para todos, melhor ainda.

The wildest friend, the one you once saw walk up to a boy of about five or six who'd been left alone for a minute and say, "Did you know your mom's fucking hot?" that one, that friend. He's always the one who falls the hardest. He's always the one who disappears the most completely when he finds a woman that will put up with him.

It's better to be impulsive than cautious; fortune is female and if you want to stay on top of her you have to slap and thrust. You'll see she's more likely to yield that way than to men who go about her coldly. And being a woman she likes her men young, because they're not so cagey, they're wilder and more daring when they master her.

If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.

The parts of graffiti I like are really antagonizing still - it's not something that a museum would really embrace.

I feel so much more comfortable when I'm working on material which makes other people scratch their heads and ask, 'You're going to make a musical out of that?'

What makes Avenged so exciting to me musically is that people either love us or hate us, but nobody sounds like us.

If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether.

I had hair down to my shoulders, a beard and mustache. I was crude and rude.

To me, rock music was never meant to be safe. I think there needs to be an element of intrigue, mystery, subversiveness. Your parents should hate it.

People should be shrouded in mystery. Especially actors. No, hang on, maybe actors should be blown up.

I'd much rather go to a Banksy art show than a Moby art show. My art is painfully naive.

Being naked approaches being revolutionary; going barefoot is mere populism.

There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.

When you ask people about guys they didn't like because they were aggressive, there's me, John McEnroe, Jimmy Connors; not too many names would come up.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

The avant garde is so narcissistic.

Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.

I'm only naughty when I have to be.

Shockley obnoxious, but they also admitted he was a brilliant theoretical physicist.

You people should come with a warning label," Byron told Zev. Zev flipped him off.

If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.