Quotes About Controversial

Scientology is probably one of the most misunderstood things, and it's sad that it's so misunderstood.

Science is interesting, and if you don't agree, you can fvck off.

Among leaders who have made the greatest impact through ages, I would consider Muhammad before Jesus Christ.

The science fiction author, H.G. Wells was an avid supporter of eugenics and a believer in a hierarchy of the races.

Psychiatry is probably the single most destructive force that has affected American Society within the last fifty years.

Nelson had a face like Brian Clough getting sodomised with a pineapple.

I'm the king of the 20th century. I'm the boogeyman, the villian, the black sheep of the family.

Me? I'm the king of the twentieth century. I'm the bogeyman. The villain...The black sheep of the family.

I'd rather cut off my own balls with blunt bacon scissors than host a dinner party.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

I don't do drugs, I've never been arrested, and from what I hear, I'm not too shabby in bed. Not that any of you people will ever have the opportunity to discover that first-hand!

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake.

The only thing that could improve golf is snipers.

The only thing that could improve golf is snipers. Then those guys wouldn't wear those stupid clothes, and it would sure as shit speed up the game.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death.

Anything designed to be inoffensive isn't worth your time -- life itself is pretty offensive, ending as it does with death.

U2 - that's a band that never should have existed. There's no life experience in any of their songs.

I think suicide is the most perfect thing you can do in life.

I came up with the best pastime in the history of man. What you do is find an aerosol tin of spray adhesive, such as you would use to stick posters to a wall. You then lie in wait and when a wasp flies by, you leap out and give it a squirt. Bingo. One minute it's flying; the next it's tumbling silently out of the sky with a confused look on its stupid little face.

My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.

I have a soft spot for art that, in terms of subject matter and material, is in bad taste.

Hitler looked like a suburban hairdresser on his day off.

How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does.