Quotes About Controversial

There are comics who choose to be controversial, and people have to make a judgment call. You either watch it or you don't. It's possible to be funny about anything, it just depends on how you approach it and if you've got good self-editing skills.

I always thought, 'I could go the route of saying some controversial things and have it explode, just do it like that. But I don't do that.' But of course, it wasn't really up to me.

I feel like I'm the Kanye of the NFL.

I'm not the kind of guy a girl would take home to her mother. She'd kick the girl out and probably call the cops on me.

Kinsey kick started a lot in shocking people with how much homosexual activity there is.

Kid Rock is a hell of an athlete.

We're kind of like the Kurt Cobain of country music in a way.

I am glad to be labeled anti-Semitic.

Of all the labels and tags and epithets people have forced upon me, there's one I don't dislike. I get called the 'enfant terrible.' In every article, it's always there. So I have to give that a meaning.

Some call its twins berries the testicles of Uranus

Gah, some chicks should be shot. Put out of everyone else's reproduction pool.

Lady, you are one sick fuck.

I don't like you either. But my dick is hard and you're wet—

Philosophy stands in the same relation to the study of the actual world as masturbation to sexual love.

Manche von seinen Witzen sind schon ein bißchen heftig, aber schließlich ist er tot.Da würde wohl jeder einen schwarzen Humor entwickeln.

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

As I've mentioned before, continuing a pregnancy is 12 to 14 times as potentially fatal as ending it. That means abortion is always potentially lifesaving for a pregnant woman.

Tu n'es qu'un chien, né de l'union d'un porc et de ta mère. Qu'Allah maudisse ta descendance de bouc...

Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.

Winston Churchill, today an idealized hero of history, was in his time variously considered a bombastic blunderer, an unstable politician, an intermittently inspired orator, a reckless self-dramatizer, a voluminous able writer in an old-fashioned vein, and a warmongering drunkard. Through most of his long life he cut an antic, brilliant, occasionally absurd figure in British affairs. He never won the trust of the people until 1940, when he was sixty-six years old, and

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

If the right people had been in charge of Nixon's funeral, his casket would have been launched into one of those open-sewage canals that empty into the ocean just south of Los Angeles. He was a swine of a man and a jabbering dupe of a president. Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning. Even his funeral was illegal. He was queer in the deepest way. His body should have been burned in a trash bin.

Shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton-candy goat.

Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine