Quotes About Shocking

What I wanted to do seemed simple. I wanted something alive and shocking enough that it could be a morning in somebody's life. The most ordinary morning. Imagine, trying to do that.

I was speechless. Rare for me, but if anyone was capable of shocking me to silence, it was my mother.

Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure.

Wise children always choose a mother who was a shocking flirt in her maiden days, and so had several offers before she accepted their fortunate papa.

Senator, it has been reported that you have had illegal congress with your mother.

Life is biting into a cupcake and finding an eyeball at its center.

The only truly shocking thing about last Tuesday's election is that the Democrats didn't do far worse, or as badly as they deserved.

Your mother's cunt has a peculiar tubular shape!' he yelled. 'Nonetheless, I tolerate its effluvium and enthusiastically lick its inner folds whenever she demands!

This is what my girlfriend would look like without skin.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

He gives new meaning to the word bombed.

Of all the forms of inequality, injustice in health care is the most shocking and inhumane.

A shocking crime was committed on the unscrupulous initiative of few individuals, with the blessing of more, and amid the passive acquiescence of all.

Failure was startling, really. So startling that I hardly noticed it at all.

No puede ser —ahora se puso en plan doña Camelia necesitada del frasco de las sales—. Qué barbaridad. Ay que ver qué totales sois los gays.

snick! snick! snick! "Lordy, this is fun!" After a lot more snickin', all them fingers'n toes'd been clipped right off, an' Dicky could see 'em sittin' there on the ground. Weren't much blood, though, on account'a how tight Balls'd tied the wrists'n ankles. "Lookit! The big dumb cracker's passin' out.

Must'a had dog shit on my dick when I knocked his momma up with him

When I started, the music I would be drawn to would be heavy metal and new wave like Black Sabbath - things that seemed more shocking - and then, of course, eventually I would find bands and writers who were laying things out very clearly and whose words felt very sharp to the touch and sharp to your feelings.

My first March for Life was in 2010, three months after I left my job in the abortion industry as clinic director at a Planned Parenthood in Texas. It was intensely emotional, shocking in many ways, especially the outright love I saw in the faces of people who I once considered enemies.

I like to do things that are shocking or challenging for the sake of comedy.