Quotes About Outrageous

Norbit operates on the principle that vulgarity is automatically funny. Crassness doesn't need a joke attached because it is (in and of itself) the height of hilarity.

If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn't funny. That's what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be shocking and dirty.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. He was outrageous. He got angry. He was romantic. He was a full, well-rounded character.

If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own di.. on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's di..s on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own di..? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.

I know, I said, if the humans were dead, who would make the media? It was so outrageous, it sounded like something a human would say.

Picking up on my reaction, ART said, What does it want? To kill all the humans, I answered. I could feel ART metaphorically clutch its function. If there were no humans, there would be no crew to protect and no reason to do research and fill its databases. It said, That is irrational. I know, I said, if the humans were dead, who would make the media? It was so outrageous, it sounded like something a human would say.

completely changed his strategy and approach, and started taking absurd decisions and tweeting outrageous declarations.

There is no comfort in being a statistical exception. It's like having a rare disease or being the victim of outrageous misfortune - you keep asking yourself, Why me? Why not someone else?

Which was more fucked up than a one-legged nun doing power squats in a cucumber patch.

So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

He railed at ecclesiastical bureaucracy, particularly the theological hairsplitting and heresy-hunting that had come to characterize Presbyterian conclaves: "These things in the Presbyterian church, their contentions and janglings are so ridiculous, so wicked, so outrageous, that no doubt there is a jubilee in hell every year, about the time of the meeting of the General Assembly."8

Ozzy, is it true you got busted for pissing on the Alamo?' he asked me. 'Yeah,' I told him. 'It's true.' 'Shit, man,' he said. 'We piss on it every night on our way home.'

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.

There was the blow-up sex doll in a deckchair on the front porch, with a cucumber in its mouth slot and a sign around its neck saying "I claim this house in the name of Satan".

My mom's hot. I mean she's old, but my mom's out of control.

They sat in the cafes with their fresh faces and long lovely legs and waited for something outrageous to happen.