Quotes About Divorce

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.

There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get out of a) contract to buy a used car.

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

Hollywood is the same as any other place when it comes to love, marriage, and divorce ... some people have trouble staying married and some people have trouble staying single.

I am acutely aware of the fact that the marriage between mathematics and physics, which was so enormously fruitful in past centuries, has recently ended in divorce.

To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way out of it.

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

The words marriage and divorce were always used together, like they went hand in hand together.

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

unlike a disappointing marriage, disappointing motherhood cannot be terminated by divorce.

Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.

My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says, you can't have a passionate marriage without a passionate divorce.

The worst problems for children stem from parental conflict, before, during, and after divorce or within marriage.

After three failed marriages, I know what it's like to be replaced.

My wife and I just celebrated our twelfth anniversary. I'm Catholic so there's no real possibility of divorce. I'm Irish - so there is the possibility of murder.

My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't.

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think I'm about a hundred thousand dollars short.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5 000 Gideon Bibles.

My marriage to David Bailey ended one morning in 1983, while he was away on a photo-shoot.

Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.