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Quotes About Divorce

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
~ Henny Youngman
What stupid f - king idiot gets married a second time if the first time didn't work out?
~ Ben Folds
Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a divorce.
~ Gail Collins
Divorce is brutal and horrible and... you have to actively work to get your life back on track.
~ Jane Kaczmarek
I'm so wrapped up in my work that it's often impossible to consider other things in my life. My marriage ended in divorce because of this, my relationship with Holly has suffered by this.
~ Jim Carrey
When I got divorced, it was another culture shock. It was going from this world I had been into since the age of 16 to literally standing on the streets of New York in kind of shock.
~ Mayte Garcia
My daughter Stacia was born when I was 31, after I was divorced from David, and she was my gift to myself. She was just a joy because I didn't have the stress of a male irritating me, and I vowed that I would make absolutely certain that between her and me there would be a clear line of communication at all times.
~ Angela Bowie
I'm going through a divorce now. This is the second one, and like baseball, I'm not gonna get three strikes. I've been living by myself for five years and I'm very comfortable. I can play my guitar when I want to.
~ Buddy Guy
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.
~ Roseanne Barr
I think that my parents' divorce gave me a very strong sense of self-reliance and independence. I realised that I needed to make sure I could support myself because you don't know what's going to happen in the future.
~ Felicity Jones
Marriage counselors in particular all strongly recommend divorcees try to understand their role in a divorce before re-marrying. Statistics show if you re-marry before you've clearly seen things from the biter's point of view - you're re-bounded to fail again!
~ Karen Salmansohn
One of the main reasons I come out so strongly for conservative values is not only because of my religious beliefs, but because it scares me to think how much divorce there is in America today, how many babies are aborted, how many broken families there are.
~ Sara Evans
As a society, we've evolved, and we've recognized that the American family structure has undergone enormous changes. Divorce is all around us, and who among us doesn't know someone who is divorced or has been impacted by divorce. It's not as scandalous as it was.
~ Laura Wasser
Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace.
~ Douglas Feith
I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option.
~ Khloe Kardashian
Divorce is not easy, but if you genuinely put your kids first, that dictates the civility you should show each other. What example are you otherwise?
~ Dawn French
I was barely 17 when our father decided to part ways with my mother.
~ Prosenjit Chatterjee
Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I don't know anyone here who goes to church when he's had a rough divorce or is going through depression. We go out into nature instead.
~ Bjork
I got engaged, married, and divorced in 15 months in Hollywood, so, you know what I'm saying? We're out here putting rings on it! That's what our generation does, we put a ring on it, you know what I'm saying?
~ Mod Sun
It is always best to settle all outstanding financial matters as soon as divorce proceedings are concluded.
~ Robert Rinder
Divorce was very sad, obviously, but now I've gotten over it.
~ Natalie Imbruglia
In the divorce my ex got everything. Even kept her composure.
~ Unknown
My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn.
~ Unknown
Studies find top 3 most stressful moments in people's lives: death, divorce, and properly pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce."
~ Tony Hsieh