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Quotes About Divorce

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.
~ Anthony Jeselnik
The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.
~ Jon Bon Jovi
Years later I would hear my father say the divorce had left him dating his children. That still meant picking us up every Sunday for a matinee and, if he had the money, an early dinner somewhere.
~ Andre Dubus III
Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.
~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips
They throw rice at a new marriage, then give him beans in a divorcement.
~ Anthony Liccione
Divorce has taught us how to sleep with friends, sleep with enemies, and then act like it's all perfectly normal in the morning.
~ Elizabeth Wurtzel
I came from a divorced mother and father, obviously mixed race.
~ Giancarlo Esposito
My parents were divorced when I was a young teenager, and I was raised by a single mother after that. So, I understand the difficulties that families have. I understand single parenting.
~ Michele Bachmann
I asked my mother I said, "You divorced my dad, how did you decide? She said, "I decided twelve years before he knew it." I was like wow; I'm learning something new every day.
~ Denzel Washington
I wasn't raised super-poor, but my parents got divorced, and my mother didn't have much money. Even now if I have a cake, I'll eat it slowly, and I save most of the money I have.
~ Patrick Carney
Growing up in the fifties and sixties, I can only remember knowing one child, ever, whose parents got a divorce, and hardly any whose mother "worked" at anything besides raising her children.
~ Joyce Maynard
People say, 'Oh, God, how devastating to go through a divorce.' Did I wish for this to happen to my family? No. But everyone is healthy; we're moving on with our lives.
~ Heidi Klum
The rules of marriage were simple and easy to follow: faithfulness, patience, compromise. But there were no rules to divorce, or if there were, he had not yet discovered them.
~ Donna Ball
She was married to Jack before she married my father." "Correct." "But she later divorced Jack and married my father." "Also correct." "And you all lived together?" She waved her hand in the air. "It was another time. Have a seat.
~ William Bernhardt
As Meier observes, 'Perhaps one reason that we have so little from the historical Jesus on sexual topics is that, apart from the two special cases of divorce and celibacy, where he diverged from mainstream Judaism, his views were those of mainstream Judaism.'14
~ William Loader
My parents are in many ways embodiments of the American Dream. They came to this country with basically nothing but the clothes on their backs, and after twenty years of hard work, sweat, and sacrifice, they were getting divorced, totally broke, and deep in therapy.
~ David Henry Sterry
Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change.
~ Christopher Titus
God hates divorce-always, forever, regardless, without exception.
~ Michael Pearl
When my parents were getting divorced, I just said to myself, 'Go to sleep, and tomorrow you can go skiing.' I cried myself to sleep, and in the morning I was up on the mountain, and I was good.
~ Lindsey Vonn
I don't know why my parents split up. I guess they just drifted apart, but I do know they stayed very good friends.
~ Minnie Driver
My parents are really good people - they just are not meant to be together.
~ Hayden Panettiere
Going through my divorce has changed who I am in my understanding of what's good and bad in relationships.
~ Kevin Hart
Melania Trump's husband tweeted this: "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man. He made a good decision."
~ Lawrence O'Donnell
Nobody sounds good writing about your divorce, let's face it.
~ Mary Karr