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Quotes About Morality

Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....
~ Mark Twain
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
~ Mark Twain
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
~ Mark Twain
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
~ Mark Twain
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.
~ Mark Twain
We all have thoughts that would shame the devil.
~ Mark Twain
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
~ Will Rogers
Guilt, remorse. It's what separates us from the animals.
~ Arthur Mitchell
Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
~ Mark Twain
Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
~ Groucho Marx
Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it.
~ Price Pritchett
All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do.
~ Arnold Bennett
The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
~ Oscar Wilde
Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.
~ Dennis Miller
Wickedly funny to read and morally bracing as only good satire can be.
~ William Styron
There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.
~ Douglas Coupland
A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.
~ Doug Stanhope
Everybody is corrupted by hotel rooms. You can't help it. It's the only place in the world where you walk in and the first think you do is steal everything before you take your coat off.
~ Dylan Moran
Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable.
~ Lord Chesterfield
It's funny how human beings are so entertained by crimes.
~ Ludivine Sagnier
If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
~ Robert Breault
Stealing is good, honest work, " Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking, " he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good.
~ Unknown
That's easy, " Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ...
~ Unknown
Thus, in moments of catastrophe, when hard decisions needed to be made quickly, all AIs included in their calculations a human death toll governed by a factor called 'pigheadedness'.
~ Unknown