Quotes About Morality

Some say that the age of chivalry is past, that the spirit of romance is dead. The age of chivalry is never past, so long as there is a wrong left unredressed on earth.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or as good as drink.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate: The 'Ode on a Grecian Urn' is worth any number of old ladies.

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.

It's easier to lecture women on sexual morality than it is to explain why all Americans shouldn't have comprehensive, fair, and equal health care coverage.

Men are fast to call lady's whore but must faster to put their manhood in one.

Women have a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.

The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress, grow big with pride when an admirer suggests their marked resemblance to this stage beauty in physique

I do not believe in abortion at will. I do not believe that if a woman just wants to have an abortion she should... I do believe if you have an abortion you are committing murder.

I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me.

Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?

It is far easier for a woman to lead a blameless life than it is for a man; all she has to do is to avoid sexual intercourse like the plague.

It is good for a man not to touch a woman.