Quotes About Morality

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of 'em is super illegal.

The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own

The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool.

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

Are the gods not just?' 'Oh no, child. What would become us us if they were?

Holding back is so close to stealing.

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.

If you are good life is good.

Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

And who are the greater criminals-those who sell the instruments of death, or those who buy them and use them?

Justice will prevail!

A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.

Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it's less wasteful.

The righteous one has no sense of humor.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

The law often permits what honor prohibits.

You have to maintain who you are as a person and stay true to yourself - that's my biggest moral as a human being, as well as a very self-deprecating sense of humor.