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Quotes About Morality

Rise above principal and do what's right.
~ Joseph Heller
Major Major had lied, and it was good. He was not really surprised that it was good, for he had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.
~ Joseph Heller
People have a right to do anything that's not forbidden by law, and there's no law against lying to you.
~ Joseph Heller
I used to think it was immoral to be unhappy.
~ Joseph Heller
I really do admire you a bit. You're an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I'm an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I'm in an ideal position to appreciate it. - Colonel Korn
~ Joseph Heller
You know, one good apple can spoil the rest," Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.
~ Joseph Heller
The Germans will be beaten in a few months. And Japan will be beaten a few months after that. If I were to give up my life now, it wouldn't be for my country. It would be for Cathcart and Korn. So I'm turning my bombsight in for the duration. From now on I'm thinking only of me.
~ Joseph Heller
I only raped her once," he explained. Yossarian was aghast. "But you killed her, Aarfy! You killed her!" "Oh, I had to do that after I raped her," Aarfy replied in his most condescending manner.
~ Joseph Heller
To pray for their safety was to pray for the death of other young men he did not even know.
~ Joseph Heller
Bribery is against the law, and you know it. But it's not against the law to make a profit, is it? So it can't be against the law for me to bribe someone in order to make a fair profit, can it? No, of course not!
~ Joseph Heller
Don't be such an ass, Scheisskopf. People have a right to do anything that's not forbidden by law, and there's no law against lying to you.
~ Joseph Heller
The man who declares that survival at all costs is the end of existence is morally dead, because he's prepared to sacrifice all other values which give life its meaning. —SIDNEY HOOK
~ Joseph Heller
I don't,' she sobbed, bursting violently into tears. 'But the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make Him out to be.
~ Joseph Heller
Mindenkinek joga van azt tenni, amit nem tilt a törvény, márpedig azt nem tiltja a törvény, hogy magának hazudjanak.
~ Joseph Heller
He advocated thrift and hard work and disapproved of loose women who turned him down.
~ Joseph Heller
People have a right to do anything that's not forbidden by law, and there's no law against lying to you.
~ Joseph Heller
Ideals are good, but people are sometimes not so good.
~ Joseph Heller
The enemy," retorted Yossarian with weighted precision, "is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes Colonel Cathcart. And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.
~ Joseph Heller
no craving for wealth or immortality could be so great, he felt, as to subsist on the sorrow of children.
~ Joseph Heller
this used to be a pretty good country to live in before they loused it up with their goddam piety.
~ Joseph Heller
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don't see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
~ Joseph Heller
It's absolutely insane. Your conscience will never let you rest." "God bless it." Yossarian laughed. "I wouldn't want to live without strong misgivings. Right, Chaplain?
~ Joseph Heller
I am not a Federalist, because I never submitted the whole system of my opinions to the creed of any party of men whatever. . . . Such an addiction is the last degredation of a free and moral agent. If I could not go to heaven but with a party, I would not go there at all.
~ Joseph J. Ellis
Money is not evil anymore so than copper, lead, tin or iron which you find in the ground. All evil is due to ignorance or misuse of the mind's powers.
~ Joseph Murphy