Quotes About Asses

My respect for the law was diminishing with every exchange. Dickens was right. The law is an ass, and I was starting to think that people are asses as well.

Dorothy Parker who wrote witty stories, did not foresee that spectacles would be- come fashion accessories. "Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses." And today, in Washington Square Park I thought of her, Miss Parker, and what she might say assessing the spectacles of our day: "Even the nicest lasses Have tattoos on their asses.

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs.

The masses are asses.

and braying multitudes of wild asses. The

An Italian proverb says: The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

it's one thing for England and another for Italy. There we plan and get on high moral horses. Here we find what asses we are, for things go off quite easily, all by themselves.

Crafty fox talks relentlessly lies to make the environment of fear in the forest to cover up or support the cruel acts of wolves and jackals. Only asses believes in his news.

Masses have asses with two legs in majority and many even belonging to wealthy classes or rich community

When a donkey brays from the dais, the hired asses raise slogan in his name from the ground.

And Paris! All afternoon in someone's attic We raised our glasses And drank to the asses Who ran the world and turned neurotic.

Good plan, " Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething.

There are braying men in the world as well as braying asses; for what's loud and senseless talking and swearing, any other than braying?

Now I don't want to lie to you, there were some Blacks in the neighborhood, but they asses was so uptight I figured if I asked them a question they'd want me to pay for the answer.

Immortals. Pains in the asses, every one of them.

A swan is out of place among crows, a lion among bulls, a horse among asses, and a wise man among fools.

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than of twenty asses laden with drugs.

Love teaches even asses to dance.

The intellect of two thousand asses cannot bring forth a single man's thought.

There are braying men in the world as well as braying asses; for what?s loud and senseless talking, huffing, and swearing any other than a more fashionable way of braying?

Technology won't save their asses. We know that better than anyone. Technology is a tool that gives us the space to make political change. Politics are a tool we use to open the space for making better technology.

Democracy is a form of religion, it is the worship of jackals by jack asses.

Princeton isn't actually part of New Jersey. It's a small island of wealth and intellectual eccentricity floating in the Sea of Central Megalopolis. It's an honest-to-god town awash in the land of the strip mall. Hair is smaller, heels are shorter, asses are tighter in Princeton.

Just remember that the masses are asses and you'll be just fine.