Quotes About Gambling

In poker the highest hand is a royal straight-flush in spades.

John thought himself irresponsible, but surely women were a safer addiction than gambling.

Yes, I can understand that a man might go to a gambling table when he sees that all that lies between him and death is his last crown.

The gambling supply house catalog is distinctly not the safest place to learn about cheating devices, beware of catalog men.

Of all mechanics, of all servile handycrafts-men, a gamester is the vilest. But yet, as many of the quality are of the profession, he is admitted amongst the politest company.

Gambling makes boys selfish and cruel as well as men.

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!

Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.

But gamblers know how a man can sit for almost twenty-four hours at cards, without looking to right, or to left.

Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.

The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.

Ain't only three things to gambling: knowing the 60-40 end of the proposition, money management, and knowing yourself.

When we play, we must realize, before anything else, that we are out to make money.

The winner is not the player who wins the most pots. The winner is the player who wins the most money.

No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks--it says, Goodbye.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.

Money, again, has often been a cause of the delusion of the multitudes. Sober nations have all at once become desperate gamblers, and risked almost their existence upon the turn of a piece of paper.

I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.

Scared money can't win and a worried man can't love.

Saw that I could make more money in one pot than what was in that entire paycheck selling a week of office supplies

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.