Quotes About Birthday

Princess Harriet celebrated her newfound freedom by jumping from the top of the highest tower in the kingdom into the moat. She survived three jumps and a belly-flop, because the curse did indeed have to keep her alive until her twelfth birthday. Wicked fairies put a lot of work into their curses, and they hate to see them thwarted by unfortunate accidents.

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.

continues: For Kit, the Depression has brought big changes: a houseful of boarders, tons of chores, and no birthday party. But when Kit's taste for adventure gets her into trouble, she discovers that

My mom and my father's birthday are on the same day.

When I was 11, I had an Ugly Sister birthday party. All my idea. Most girls want to be a fairy or a princess, but there I am with beauty spots and fur and fluorescent pink kiss-curls.

Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday?

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can't be changed..And, forget the present because I didn't get you one.

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.

I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And he's made of sugar.

When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.

I was born on Nov. 4, which is election day ... my birthday has made more men and sent more back to honest work than any other days in the year.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.'

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Katrina Kaif is doing very well for herself and I'd like to wish her a very Happy Birthday

Elvis was a major hero of mine. I was probably stupid enough to believe that having the same birthday as him actually meant something.

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

'What you doing in the club on a Thursday?' She say she only here for her girl birthday... They ordered champagne but still look thirsty, Rock Forever 21 but just turned 30.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.