Quotes About Birthday

May your birthday sex be twice as hot and half as painful as the sex in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Happy final birthday according to North Korea.

Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.

This is the perfect day to thank me for remembering your birthday.

I was going to drink tonight anyway but I'm happier it's because we're celebrating your birthday.

Now you're one year older. A bit of a grump. I just want you to know that I still care for you the same.

Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!

Money's tight. Times are hard. Here's you friggin birthday card.

Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday.

If a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it's jewelry.

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look...

Waiting for your birthday so you can get a million Facebook wall posts.

Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got.

Cakes, balloons, cosmetics, clothes or accessories, ask and it will be yours. You can get away with almost anything today. It is your birthday! Happy Birthday to the most happening sister in the universe. I love you so much. xoxo.

You are my luck, my support and my best friend. You have always been there whenever, I was in need. I can never thank you enough for the joyous times that we shared. On your special day, I wish you an awesome birthday and a great life ahead. May you always be happy in life. I love you, my sweet sister.

You have the sweetest and the cutest smile I have ever seen. I wish to always see you with that smiling face, which brightens up our day. I love you, my sister and I wish you a very happy and warm birthday. May you achieve big things in life. God bless you.

Now that I have some maturity to understand the things around, I realise the love and care that you always treated me with. I am sorry for all those times, when I disappointed you with my behavior. I love you my sister and promise to always shower you with respect, love and support. Wishing you a very happy and memorable Birthday.

On your birthday, God decided to send you from heaven, because earth was desperately in need of an angel. May you have a lovely and memorable birthday! God bless you.

Cake-check, candles-check, party caps-check, the birthday person-CHECK! Yay, you're here! Just popped in to make sure that you have a blast on your birthday. Happy Birthday.

I wish you a very happy and a sweet birthday. May you have a super wonderful life filled with our love and care.

I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.